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Actor Quits Hellboy Reboot Over Whitewashing Controversy

British actor Ed Skrein has quit the “Hellboy” reboot after objections to his being cast as a supporting character depicted as Asian in the original comics. What do you think?

  • “It’s high time Hollywood started casting more minorities in small supporting roles.”

    Tracy Hebel Replay Editor
  • “Good. Hellboy deserves a sidekick who doesn’t cut and run at the first sign of social media outrage.”

    Jack Wigfield Balloon Pilot
  • “I honestly don’t care who they put in movies as long as they’re sexy enough to make me forget my boring life for two hours.”

    Ryan Weyandt Cigar Filler

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