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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Adult-Proof Ringtone

Some teens are reportedly using a ringtone so high-pitched that most adults cannot hear it. What do you think?
  • "This should go great with my son's text messages, which are too small for me to read."

    Sasha Rhodes Paper Maker
  • "What would really drive adults nuts is if they invented a silent ring option, like vibrate."

    Jerry Garver Systems Analyst
  • "With this new technology, I worry that today's girls are losing critical note-passing skills."

    Nate Steadman Lathe Operator

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