Adults Eschew Simple Immunizations

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Adults Eschew Simple Immunizations

A Centers for Disease Control survey revealed that statistically few adults get immunization shots for common ailments, such as tetanus and influenza. What do you think?
  • "If I'm getting immunized, I'm going for the good stuff, like the monkeypox and Japanese encephalitis, not your everyday garbage diseases."

    Tabitha Flynn
    Machinist
  • "Without the smiley-face Band-Aid and Dum Dum lollipop, I hardly see the point."

    Sam Fox
    Bus Driver
  • "I don't mind having the flu every now and then, so I can give it to people I hate at work."

    Arnold Lithman
    Gem Cutter