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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Adults More Likely Than Teens To Use Phone While Driving

Challenging popular beliefs, a report by the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety found that adults were actually far more likely to text or talk on the phone while driving than teenagers. What do you think?

  • “But I do my best Vines while driving.”

    Sharon Atwell Lumberyard Manager
  • “Who else is going to call the numbers listed on the back of big rigs that are driving erratically?”

    Blake Templeton Well Digger
  • “I love being an adult because we can do whatever we want.”

    Kevin Simmons Oral Surgeon
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