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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Notable Female Writers Throughout History

Jane Austen died 200 years ago today, but she continues to be widely read and influential to today’s writers. The Onion highlights some of the most notable female authors throughout history.
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Advertising On License Plates?

The State of California is currently considering a plan to issue digital license plates that would display advertising when a car is stopped for more than four seconds. What do you think?

  • "I think this is a great idea. Who doesn't love staring at license plates all day?"

    Angela Billotte Claims Adjuster
  • "I hope mine's a rotation of dentist ads. People really should take better care of their chompers."

    Darrell Power Agronomist
  • "No dice. The only message I'm carrying when I drive is 'ILUVDEB.'"

    Adam Marshall Blade Groover

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