Afghan Opium Yields Highest Ever

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Afghan Opium Yields Highest Ever

Cultivation of opium poppies in Afghanistan reached a record level for the second year in a row, rising by 60 percent. What do you think?
  • "I think I'll wait another year to join NA, just to see how this thing pans out."

    Kevin Elliott
    Corporate Librarian
  • "I just don't understand how Afghanistan can be such a depressing place with all that opium around."

    Regina Davis
    Photographer's Assistant
  • "Finally, the Darwinian population control variable we've been waiting for."

    Raphael Jurwicz
    Systems Analyst
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