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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Ailing Hugo Chavez Makes Surprise Return

After spending more than two months in seclusion in Cuba following cancer surgery, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez made an unannounced return home yesterday, at which time he was immediately transferred to a local hospital. What do you think?

  • “Ah, the prodigal son returns. Right? I don’t know enough about Chavez, Venezuela, or the Bible to know if that applies.”

    Harold Jansen Drill Bit Sharpener
  • “He really needs to shoot off a couple fiery anti–U.S. imperialism invectives to show that he’s still doing the job of governing Venezuela.”

    Jay Yasutake Unemployed
  • “I hope he was able to say goodbye to Castro.”

    Kristine March Rhinestone Setter

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