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Vol 46 Issue 03

Lane Kiffin Leaves USC For Dream Job At GameStop

LOS ANGELES—During his introductory press conference as USC's new head coach last Wednesday, Lane Kiffin told reporters that he would be leaving the school indefinitely to pursue his dream of working at GameStop.

Good-Looking One Not Working Today

BROOKLYN, NY—Coffee shop patron Justin Burke was disappointed by the Good-Looking One's absence, and admitted that he initially mistook the One With The Slightly Off Face for the Good-Looking One, but quickly realized his error once she turned around.
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Air America Ceases Operations

As of Thursday, liberal radio network Air America stopped all live programming and announced it was filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. What do you think?
  • "But where are people who love weight-loss products supposed to get a critical perspective on U.S. foreign policy?"

    Joseph Alvaro
    Systems Analyst
  • "It serves them right. I called and called and they never played 'Hotel California.'"

    Francis Dolarhyde
    Unemployed
  • "That's too bad. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to my favorite people with no radio experience learn how to be on the radio. It was like watching a delightful elementary school play."

    Lincoln Dillon
    Pneumatic Tool Operator
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