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Airline Passenger Has TB

An Atlanta lawyer recently flew two transatlantic flights after being diagnosed with a rare and dangerous strain of tuberculosis. What do you think?
  • "On top of that he was apparently incredibly chatty and hogged the armrests during the entire flight."

    Paul Keegan
    Location Scout
  • "All the amazing tourist destinations right here on our own soil just weren't good enough, huh? Well, you won't see me coming down with the plague after visiting Hershey Park, that's for sure."

    Valerie Duncan
    Car Detailer
  • "I was one step from taking that flight myself. Thank God for racial profiling."

    Max Boyd
    Oncologist
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