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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Airlines Made $27 Billion In Fees Last Year

A report found that airlines worldwide made $27 billion last year from fees—including those for checked baggage, early boarding, in-flight snacks, additional legroom, and more—which represents a 20 percent increase from the previous year. What do you think?

  • “I once sat next to Mandy Patinkin on a flight to Chicago. You can’t put a price on that.”

    James Bedig Glass Silverer
  • “Remember a little thing called 9/11? Give them a break.”

    Valerie Walker Spool Cleaner
  • “Just don’t pay the fees. They can’t legally do anything about it.”

    Wanda Van Dyke Grain Roaster

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