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Vol 42 Issue 18

British: UFOs Aren't Real

A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you...

FDA Still Against Medical Pot

Despite mounting evidence to support it, the FDA has reaffirmed its stance against the use of medical marijuana. What do you think?
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Al-Jazeera In English?

Al-Jazeera, the Arab news station, is preparing to launch an international English-language version of their channel. What do you think?
  • "Arabic media are just a mouthpiece for Big Falafel."

    Kevin Thompson
    Copywriter
  • "And just the other day I was wondering where I was going to go for some fluff pieces about goat care!"

    Katherine Yablon
    Medical Intern
  • "Thinly veiled government propaganda disguised as news would never fly in America."

    Bill Higgins
    Projectionist
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