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Al-Qaeda Plot To Derail Train Thwarted By Canadians

Canadian authorities apprehended two individuals who allegedly planned to cause a derailment on a passenger train traveling from Toronto to New York City, a plot they claim was directed and guided by al-Qaeda elements in Iran. What do you think?

  • “It was all over once they leaked what time the train was leaving and how fast it would be traveling.”

    Rebekah Sabban
    Basketball Coach
  • “Canada? Iran? A train? Now things are getting interesting.”

    Bronson Paciorek
    Ingot Weigher
  • “By now, you’d think terrorists would learn how to communicate without chattering.”

    Billy Stark
    Unemployed

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