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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Al-Qaeda Plot To Derail Train Thwarted By Canadians

Canadian authorities apprehended two individuals who allegedly planned to cause a derailment on a passenger train traveling from Toronto to New York City, a plot they claim was directed and guided by al-Qaeda elements in Iran. What do you think?

  • “It was all over once they leaked what time the train was leaving and how fast it would be traveling.”

    Rebekah Sabban Basketball Coach
  • “Canada? Iran? A train? Now things are getting interesting.”

    Bronson Paciorek Ingot Weigher
  • “By now, you’d think terrorists would learn how to communicate without chattering.”

    Billy Stark Unemployed

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