Al-Qaeda Recruiting Western-Looking Operatives

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Al-Qaeda Recruiting Western-Looking Operatives

Central Intelligence Director Michael Hayden said on Meet The Press that al-Qaeda was training operatives who "look Western" in order to pass undetected. What do you think?
  • "Oh my god, my neighbor looks Western!"

    Nick Causey
    Doorman
  • "You mean someone who looks as white as Timothy McVeigh might be a terrorist?"

    Becky Teasley
    Importer
  • "Given the 10-year lag in pop-culture transference, the CIA should keep an eye out for terrorists who look like the cast of Mad About You."

    Keith DelBueno
    Database Administrator
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