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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Alabama Churches Burned

Since the beginning of February, nine Baptist churches have been burned to the ground in Alabama. What do you think?
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  • “Baby boomers and their fucking nostalgia trips.”

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  • "Maybe there's no motivation beyond wanting to see the pretty fire. I think we can all understand that."

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