Alabama Textbooks Call Evolution A ‘Controversial Theory’

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Alabama Textbooks Call Evolution A ‘Controversial Theory’

The Alabama State Board of Education has voted to retain a disclaimer in their biology textbooks warning students that the theory of evolution is “controversial” and “has not been directly observed.” What do you think?

  • “And yet they’re letting so-called molecules off the hook.”

    Hilda Monroy Alpaca Herder
  • “The whole theory doesn’t make any sense. If educated people descended from ignorant people, why are there still ignorant people?”

    Frank Gibbs Skateboard Carver
  • “Anyone who’s followed Taylor Swift’s career couldn’t possibly deny that evolution has been directly observed.”

    Rick Sommerland Ficus Expert


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