"Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!"Clive Teplitski
"I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for."Robert Low
"You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school."Kathy Pickett
Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?