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Vol 42 Issue 01

Gay Cowboy Film Buzz

Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee's controversial gay cowboy film, is generating Oscar buzz. What do you think?

Greenspan Retiring

After 18 years of service, Alan Greenspan is retiring as chairman of the Federal Reserve at the age of 79. What do you think?

January 4, 1959

Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, Bora Bora, Samoa, Philippines, Japan Granted U.S. Statehood

I Miss My Old Sled

I have been informed that winter has been upon us for a good month now. It is during this long season that my thoughts invariably turn to my...
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Comfort

  • Entire Room Mentally Shaving Man's Facial Hair

    WHITE PLAINS, NY—Stunned and visibly offended by the sheer volume of facial hair visible before them, every single customer at local diner Hubbard's this morning was reportedly eyeing 28-year-old fellow patron David Kellerman and mentally shaving of...

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Alcohol Awareness Class

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?
  • "Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!"

    Clive Teplitski
    Construction Manager
  • "I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for."

    Robert Low
    Butcher
  • "You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school."

    Kathy Pickett
    Jeweler
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