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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Alcohol Awareness Class

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?
  • "Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!"

    Clive Teplitski Construction Manager
  • "I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for."

    Robert Low Butcher
  • "You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school."

    Kathy Pickett Jeweler
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