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Alcohol Worse Than Heroin

The British medical journal The Lancet placed alcohol at the top of its list of socially harmful drugs, above even crack and heroin. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, but which one is the best drug?"

    Dave Oren
    Systems Analyst
  • "THE LANCETT IS FULL OF SHIT. I'M DRUNK, SO CAN YOU PUT MY QUOTE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND MISSPELL LANCET? THANKS."

    Belinda Holbert
    Paralegal
  • "Well, we all know the most dangerous drug of all is love, as evidenced by my 1975 hit song with Roxy Music."

    Bryan Ferry
    Singer
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