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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Alcohol Worse Than Heroin

The British medical journal The Lancet placed alcohol at the top of its list of socially harmful drugs, above even crack and heroin. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, but which one is the best drug?"

    Dave Oren Systems Analyst
  • "THE LANCETT IS FULL OF SHIT. I'M DRUNK, SO CAN YOU PUT MY QUOTE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND MISSPELL LANCET? THANKS."

    Belinda Holbert Paralegal
  • "Well, we all know the most dangerous drug of all is love, as evidenced by my 1975 hit song with Roxy Music."

    Bryan Ferry Singer

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