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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Alcohol Worse Than Heroin

The British medical journal The Lancet placed alcohol at the top of its list of socially harmful drugs, above even crack and heroin. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, but which one is the best drug?"

    Dave Oren Systems Analyst
  • "THE LANCETT IS FULL OF SHIT. I'M DRUNK, SO CAN YOU PUT MY QUOTE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND MISSPELL LANCET? THANKS."

    Belinda Holbert Paralegal
  • "Well, we all know the most dangerous drug of all is love, as evidenced by my 1975 hit song with Roxy Music."

    Bryan Ferry Singer
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