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J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

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Alito Confirmation Likely

Despite a contentious hearing, Samuel Alito appears to be on track to be nominated to replace Sandra Day O'Connor. What do you think?
  • "I don't care who gets confirmed at this point. Just get Ted Kennedy off my fucking television."

    Chris Grace Office Manager
  • "How can the Senate spend so much time on this nonsense? Don't they have awful laws to rubber-stamp?"

    Elna Baker Hostess
  • "I'm not sure he'll be confirmed. The Senate asked him where he sees himself in five years, and his response showed very little initiative."

    Mauricio Bermidez Statistician

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