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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Alito Confirmation Likely

Despite a contentious hearing, Samuel Alito appears to be on track to be nominated to replace Sandra Day O'Connor. What do you think?
  • "I don't care who gets confirmed at this point. Just get Ted Kennedy off my fucking television."

    Chris Grace Office Manager
  • "How can the Senate spend so much time on this nonsense? Don't they have awful laws to rubber-stamp?"

    Elna Baker Hostess
  • "I'm not sure he'll be confirmed. The Senate asked him where he sees himself in five years, and his response showed very little initiative."

    Mauricio Bermidez Statistician

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