All Blue Angels Air Shows Canceled In 2013

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Vol 49 Issue 16

Lakers vs. Spurs

The Lakers face the Spurs in the first round of the NBA playoffs, reigniting a rivalry not quite as old as most of the players involved.

Louis Charles

Louis Charles, 17, added a little water to the nearly empty mustard bottle so his parents wouldn’t be able to tell he took some.
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All Blue Angels Air Shows Canceled In 2013

Facing sequestration-related budget cuts, the Navy has canceled all appearances of its popular Blue Angels stunt-flying team for the rest of the year, officially grounding the elite pilots and their iconic blue-and-yellow jets. What do you think?

  • “There goes my plan to load up the microbus and follow the Blue Angels around all summer.”

    Walter Robling
    Elephant Keeper
  • “I never thought it was right for children to see fighter jets flying in such close formation anyhow, what with their gyrating around and climactic soaring and fuel-discharging.”

    Isabel Bierbaum
    Political Scientist
  • “To honor them, I’ve been doing a lot more barrel rolls.”

    Jack Merz
    Casualty Actuary
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