All-Female Jury To Try George Zimmerman

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All-Female Jury To Try George Zimmerman

A jury consisting of six women will determine whether George Zimmerman was acting lawfully under Florida’s Stand Your Ground law when he shot and killed unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in his gated community in February 2012. What do you think?

  • “Wow, is that hot.”

    Jeff Stuver
    Systems Analyst
  • “It is not our place to judge Florida or its bizarre customs.”

    Sam Goss
    Foreign Student Adviser
  • “Six women are about to become the best of friends under the unlikeliest of circumstances.”

    Irena Soukup
    Roof Bolter
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