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Allen Settles With American Apparel

Filmmaker Woody Allen reached a $5 million settlement with American Apparel after suing the clothing manufacturer for unauthorized use of his likeness from Annie Hall on a billboard. What do you think?
  • "Why is it that whenever Woody Allen goes to court it involves photos of scantily clad young girls in some way?"

    Grant Baker-Robe Adhesive Sprayer
  • "I hope he doesn't just blow the money at Elaine's."

    John Perks Reactor Operator
  • "So that American Apparel owner guy had sex with Woody Allen, too? Ew."

    Marquita Cotti New Account Supervisor

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