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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Allen Settles With American Apparel

Filmmaker Woody Allen reached a $5 million settlement with American Apparel after suing the clothing manufacturer for unauthorized use of his likeness from Annie Hall on a billboard. What do you think?
  • "Why is it that whenever Woody Allen goes to court it involves photos of scantily clad young girls in some way?"

    Grant Baker-Robe Adhesive Sprayer
  • "I hope he doesn't just blow the money at Elaine's."

    John Perks Reactor Operator
  • "So that American Apparel owner guy had sex with Woody Allen, too? Ew."

    Marquita Cotti New Account Supervisor

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