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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Amanda Bynes Hospitalized After Setting Fire

Authorities in California ordered the involuntary psychiatric hospitalization of embattled 27-year-old former actress Amanda Bynes after she allegedly started a fire in a stranger’s driveway, the latest in a string of bizarre behavior. What do you think?

  • “It’s terrible to see someone entertain us like this.”

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  • “Why are we so quick to criticize liberated, empowered women?”

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  • “I liked her more when she wasn’t a haunting symbol of mental illness.”

    Leah Addica Groundskeeper

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