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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Amanda Bynes Retires At 24

Actress Amanda Bynes, star of such films as She's The Man, announced on her Twitter feed that she would retire from acting. What do you think?

  • "That's cool, because that means I can retire from confusing her with Mandy Moore."

    Joshua Drake Gusset Maker
  • "Understandable. You don't want to wake up one day and realize, 'Oh my God, I'm 26 and childless.'"

    Jess Frost Upholsterer
  • "Not Amanda Bynes! She's the Amanda Bynes of Hollywood."

    Brian Ferro Teacher's Aide

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