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Amanda Bynes Retires At 24

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Amanda Bynes Retires At 24

Actress Amanda Bynes, star of such films as She's The Man, announced on her Twitter feed that she would retire from acting. What do you think?

  • "That's cool, because that means I can retire from confusing her with Mandy Moore."

    Joshua Drake Gusset Maker
  • "Understandable. You don't want to wake up one day and realize, 'Oh my God, I'm 26 and childless.'"

    Jess Frost Upholsterer
  • "Not Amanda Bynes! She's the Amanda Bynes of Hollywood."

    Brian Ferro Teacher's Aide

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