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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Amazon Building Homeless Shelter Inside Seattle Headquarters

Partnering with a nonprofit, Amazon is donating 47,000 square feet of space in its new headquarters as permanent housing for the homeless. What do you think?

  • “That’s smart. You never know when the next tech bubble is going to burst.”

    Devin Levine Piñata Tester
  • “Nothing motivates employees like being made to look upon society’s invisible underclass.”

    Christine Hutchinson Sheet Metal Folder
  • “Anything that makes me feel better about getting a toothbrush mailed across the country.”

    Sam Waite Outdoor Miner

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