Amazon CEO Buys ‘Washington Post’ For $250M

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Carl Tresvant

Since he didn’t know anything about the topic being discussed, Carl Tresvant kept his goddamn trap shut.

Obama Taking 8-Day Martha’s Vineyard Vacation

The Obama family will leave Saturday for an 8-day vacation on the quiet, affluent island of Martha’s Vineyard, where they have visited three of the past four summers, and are expected to spend the week golfing, shopping, and relaxing.

Doctors Finally Clear Peyton Manning To Play Football

DENVER—Two years after performing his 2011 spinal fusion surgery, doctors announced this week that Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning has been officially cleared to return to the field and take part in football activities.
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Amazon CEO Buys ‘Washington Post’ For $250M

Jeff Bezos, the founder and CEO of the world’s largest online retailer, Amazon.com, bought The Washington Post and several smaller newspapers for a quarter of a billion dollars. What do you think?

  • “It’s kind of comforting to know everything will be owned by one or two people someday.”

    Dawn Galloway
    Coal Hauler
  • “He’s keeping it all for himself, I’m sure.”

    Joseph Balcomb
    Irradiated Fuel Handler
  • “I hope he brings back ‘The Far Side.’”

    Stuart Kaiser
    Unemployed
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