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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Amazon Testing Drone Delivery Service

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos recently revealed that the online retailer has been experimenting with a new drone-based delivery method called Amazon Prime Air, in which unmanned vehicles would fly packages to a customer’s doorstep within 30 minutes of their order. What do you think?

  • “So they do read the suggestions we send.”

    Craig Hirsch Systems Analyst
  • “Cowards!”

    Charlotte Peck Mathematician
  • “Thirty minutes is too long. I need my Duckman DVD now.”

    Jarrod Holloway Massage Therapy Instructor
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