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Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

‘There’s Nothing Better Than Going Out On Top,’ Says Every Denver Player, Coach, Executive, Trainer, Office Administrator, Janitor

SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.
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Amazon Testing Drone Delivery Service

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos recently revealed that the online retailer has been experimenting with a new drone-based delivery method called Amazon Prime Air, in which unmanned vehicles would fly packages to a customer’s doorstep within 30 minutes of their order. What do you think?

  • “So they do read the suggestions we send.”

    Craig Hirsch
    Systems Analyst
  • “Cowards!”

    Charlotte Peck
    Mathematician
  • “Thirty minutes is too long. I need my Duckman DVD now.”

    Jarrod Holloway
    Massage Therapy Instructor

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