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Amazon Testing Drone Delivery Service

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos recently revealed that the online retailer has been experimenting with a new drone-based delivery method called Amazon Prime Air, in which unmanned vehicles would fly packages to a customer’s doorstep within 30 minutes of their order. What do you think?

  • “So they do read the suggestions we send.”

    Craig Hirsch Systems Analyst
  • “Cowards!”

    Charlotte Peck Mathematician
  • “Thirty minutes is too long. I need my Duckman DVD now.”

    Jarrod Holloway Massage Therapy Instructor

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