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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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America Celebrates Valentine’s Day

Across the nation, Americans are finding unique ways to express their love for their significant others. How will you celebrate Valentine’s Day?

  • “A 12-pack of Mike’s Hard and a few classic TED Talks.”

    Fiona Ludlow Land Purchaser
  • “My girlfriend and I are going to get back to basics by slaughtering some Christians.”

    Rich Dessen Placard Hanger
  • “I don’t know. I’ll probably get married, I guess.”

    Roy Waugh Driveway Widener
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