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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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America Celebrates Valentine’s Day

Across the nation, Americans are finding unique ways to express their love for their significant others. How will you celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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    Fiona Ludlow Land Purchaser
  • “My girlfriend and I are going to get back to basics by slaughtering some Christians.”

    Rich Dessen Placard Hanger
  • “I don’t know. I’ll probably get married, I guess.”

    Roy Waugh Driveway Widener

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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