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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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America Most Armed Nation

The 2007 Small Arms Survey indicates that the United States is the most armed nation in the world, with 90 guns for every 100 citizens. What do you think?
  • "Surely it doesn't count as two guns if you're just carrying a teensy one in each hand?"

    Deirdre Norris Waitress
  • "As the assistant editor of Guns & Ammo, I'm now wondering where the hell the subscribers are."

    John Snell Editor
  • "With that milestone out of the way, we can now turn our attention to becoming the nation in the world with the sharpest knives."

    Paul DuPont Systems Analyst
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