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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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American Airlines Drops Bereavement Fares

American Airlines has announced that as a result of its merger with US Airways, it will end its policy of offering low-cost bereavement fares to customers flying across country due to a death in the family. What do you think?

  • “I have a hard time believing an airline would try to line their coffers at the expense of their customers.”

    Meg Douglas Certified Appraiser
  • “No! American Airlines’ policies are perfect just the way they are.”

    Stuart Latzen Kitchen Manager
  • “Guess I’m taking the bus.”

    Jason Scott Movie Theater Projectionist
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