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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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American Consumers Happiest Since 2007

Americans’ confidence in the U.S. economy reached its highest level since July 2007, according to the latest reading of a leading consumer sentiment index. What do you think?

  • “Not me. Still on Wellbutrin. Still cutting.”

    H. Clay Singer Enamel Dipper
  • “Not surprising. Who doesn’t love an anemic stabilization with persistently high unemployment after an economic downturn?”

    Kerry Blinco Nitroglycerin Distributor
  • “Probably because they replaced all those space-wasting Borders bookstores with places where you could buy useful things, like Boost Mobile stores.”

    Graham Rackman Hatter

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