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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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American Consumers Happiest Since 2007

Americans’ confidence in the U.S. economy reached its highest level since July 2007, according to the latest reading of a leading consumer sentiment index. What do you think?

  • “Not me. Still on Wellbutrin. Still cutting.”

    H. Clay Singer Enamel Dipper
  • “Not surprising. Who doesn’t love an anemic stabilization with persistently high unemployment after an economic downturn?”

    Kerry Blinco Nitroglycerin Distributor
  • “Probably because they replaced all those space-wasting Borders bookstores with places where you could buy useful things, like Boost Mobile stores.”

    Graham Rackman Hatter

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