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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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‘American Crime Story’ To Dramatize Versace Murder

With production on its Hurricane Katrina season delayed, FX’s “American Crime Story” will instead cover the murder of designer Gianni Versace when it returns next year. What do you think?

  • “Luckily, Katrina survivors are used to delays.”

    Mitchell Lange Fruit Gripper
  • “Thank God. I haven’t seen a good televised murder in at least 45 minutes.”

    Sarah Callahan Click Counter
  • “I’m just glad to hear that more TV is being made.”

    Ken Sampson Systems Analyst

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