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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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American Diet Mostly ‘Ultra-Processed’ Foods

A national survey found that 57.9 percent of Americans’ calorie intake comes from “ultra-processed” foods, or items that include artificial flavors, colors, and emulsifiers. What do you think?

  • “Enough with this elitist insistence upon eating food that’s entirely food-based!”

    Robbie Yos Sponge Wringer
  • “Sure, it’s not the healthiest option, but it’s the only way to guarantee that all the food I eat comes in the shapes I like.”

    Craig Bleu File Corrupter
  • “This is just the information I need to ruin dinner conversation tonight.”

    Carol McGee Garlic Crusher

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