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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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American Diet Mostly ‘Ultra-Processed’ Foods

A national survey found that 57.9 percent of Americans’ calorie intake comes from “ultra-processed” foods, or items that include artificial flavors, colors, and emulsifiers. What do you think?

  • “Enough with this elitist insistence upon eating food that’s entirely food-based!”

    Robbie Yos Sponge Wringer
  • “Sure, it’s not the healthiest option, but it’s the only way to guarantee that all the food I eat comes in the shapes I like.”

    Craig Bleu File Corrupter
  • “This is just the information I need to ruin dinner conversation tonight.”

    Carol McGee Garlic Crusher
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