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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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American Idol Ratings Down

The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it's been in four years. What do you think.
  • "What that show needs is to just put me on 'cause I'm'a star and 'Merica going to see me and be like 'Wha! Yee-yah!'"

    Layna Polou Systems Analyst
  • "It's more interesting and time-saving to read about which American Idol is getting dropped from their label."

    Darren Spurr Window Washer
  • "People finally realized that they could find out who the winner is by tuning into the last few minutes of the final episode."

    Sol Greenway Fitness Instructor

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