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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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American Idol Ratings Down

The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it's been in four years. What do you think.
  • "What that show needs is to just put me on 'cause I'm'a star and 'Merica going to see me and be like 'Wha! Yee-yah!'"

    Layna Polou Systems Analyst
  • "It's more interesting and time-saving to read about which American Idol is getting dropped from their label."

    Darren Spurr Window Washer
  • "People finally realized that they could find out who the winner is by tuning into the last few minutes of the final episode."

    Sol Greenway Fitness Instructor

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