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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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‘American Idol’ Star Clay Aiken Running For Congress

More than a decade after competing on American Idol, 35-year-old singer Clay Aiken announced that he is seeking the Democratic nomination for North Carolina’s 2nd Congressional District seat. What do you think?

  • “Sure, I’d vote for him again.”

    Patricia Watson Personal Shopper
  • “You don’t see that kind of political aspiration from those deadbeats on The Voice.”

    Sean Esdaile Meter Reader
  • “The fact that he can’t dance is going to haunt him no matter what he does.”

    John Gaylor Food Scientist
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