‘American Idol’ Star Clay Aiken Running For Congress

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‘American Idol’ Star Clay Aiken Running For Congress

More than a decade after competing on American Idol, 35-year-old singer Clay Aiken announced that he is seeking the Democratic nomination for North Carolina’s 2nd Congressional District seat. What do you think?

  • “Sure, I’d vote for him again.”

    Patricia Watson
    Personal Shopper
  • “You don’t see that kind of political aspiration from those deadbeats on The Voice.”

    Sean Esdaile
    Meter Reader
  • “The fact that he can’t dance is going to haunt him no matter what he does.”

    John Gaylor
    Food Scientist
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