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The Pros And Cons Of Gene Editing

Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

Citizens throughout the United States are celebrating Thanksgiving at home with family. What are you thankful for this year?

  • “My three beautiful hostages.”

    Ralph Sackett Ice Cream Vendor
  • “Same as every year: good old Speed Stick Regular.”

    Ron Kuenster Museum Guard
  • “Pizza!”

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