Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

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Kevin Clash, who served for 28 years as the puppeteer and voice of the popular Sesame Street character Elmo, resigned yesterday amid allegations that he engaged in sexual relationships with two teenage boys.
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Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

Citizens throughout the United States are celebrating Thanksgiving at home with family. What are you thankful for this year?

  • “My three beautiful hostages.”

    Ralph Sackett
    Ice Cream Vendor
  • “Same as every year: good old Speed Stick Regular.”

    Ron Kuenster
    Museum Guard
  • “Pizza!”

    Marci Montalbano
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