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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Americans Give Thanks

Today, Americans across the nation are celebrating Thanksgiving. What do you think?
  • "I got up at 4 a.m. to give my Sims character a jump on meal prep."

    Olivier Smith Marketing Associate
  • "I really think this is gonna be the year my step-mother finally remembers that I'm a vegetarian."

    Ted Lucht Psychiatrist
  • "I'll be enjoying a quiet, restful evening alone. At least Friday will be a little different once someone discovers my body."

    Livia Kurson Parole Officer

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