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Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man

EDISON, NJ—Repeatedly emphasizing that the ruffled potato chips and accompanying French onion dip were just too good, a report released Thursday confirmed that someone needs to get them away from local partygoer Ian Ashcraft before he eats the whole thing.
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Americans Give Thanks

Today, Americans across the nation are celebrating Thanksgiving. What do you think?

  • "I got up at 4 a.m. to give my Sims character a jump on meal prep."

    Olivier Smith
    Marketing Associate
  • "I really think this is gonna be the year my step-mother finally remembers that I'm a vegetarian."

    Ted Lucht
    Psychiatrist
  • "I'll be enjoying a quiet, restful evening alone. At least Friday will be a little different once someone discovers my body."

    Livia Kurson
    Parole Officer

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