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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Americans Spend $330 Million On Halloween Pet Costumes

According to the National Retail Federation, Americans will spend nearly a third of a billion dollars on costumes for their pets this Halloween. What do you think?

  • “It seems like a waste, but my dog insists on going as something different every year.”

    Joni Culberg Livestock Breeder
  • “It’s not easy to get a set of vampire teeth in a ferret’s mouth, but it’s worth it.”

    Ned Zink Bowling Alley Manager
  • “My dog is already a dead ringer for Tommy Lee Jones.”

    Audrey Quarles Taffy Puller
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