Americans Thankful This Thanksgiving

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Americans Thankful This Thanksgiving

What are you thankful for this year?
  • "This interview. I haven't spoken with another human in three and a half years."

    Ike Monroe
    Groundkeeper
  • "The tangible things I own that are of actual monetary value."

    Bill Sriskandarajah
    Mechanic
  • "I am thankful for my health. Ah! I just fell in a vat of acid."

    Theresa Pittman
    Circuit Board Manufacturer
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