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Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.
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Americans' Wealth Down 40%

The median net worth of American families has fallen from $126,400 in 2007 to $77,300 in 2012, bringing middle-class wealth back down to 1992 levels. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, I’d put your money in gold and not kids right now, that’s for sure."

    Wanda Soles Electrical Tests Supervisor
  • "So? Just live another 20 years and earn it all back."

    Billy Cyphers Systems Analyst
  • "Are you sure? I didn’t make any money in 2007 and I don’t make any money now, so I call your bluff."

    Steve Richards Unemployed

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