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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Americans' Wealth Down 40%

The median net worth of American families has fallen from $126,400 in 2007 to $77,300 in 2012, bringing middle-class wealth back down to 1992 levels. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, I’d put your money in gold and not kids right now, that’s for sure."

    Wanda Soles Electrical Tests Supervisor
  • "So? Just live another 20 years and earn it all back."

    Billy Cyphers Systems Analyst
  • "Are you sure? I didn’t make any money in 2007 and I don’t make any money now, so I call your bluff."

    Steve Richards Unemployed

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