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Vol 46 Issue 37

Weird Coworker Knows Where Every NFL Player Went To College

PHILADELPHIA—Whether it be a top rookie from last year's draft or an obscure offensive lineman who has been in the league for 14 years, SRS Consulting's Ryan Janis seems to know where every NFL player went to college, his coworkers confirmed Monday.
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Amish Numbers Increasing

According to an annual survey by Elizabethtown College, the Amish population in North America has increased by 5 percent over the past year. What do you think?

  • "Those people better not try to force their ways on the rest of us. I'll shoot a man who comes for my zippers."

    Ryan Cashin
    Goods Layer
  • "You mean the people who make my jam also have sex? Gross."

    Joey Moore
    Floor Inspector
  • "When you own a family business that makes decorative rakes, that's the last news you want to hear."

    Carol Hildebrandt
    Business Owner
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