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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.
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Amish Numbers Increasing

According to an annual survey by Elizabethtown College, the Amish population in North America has increased by 5 percent over the past year. What do you think?

  • "Those people better not try to force their ways on the rest of us. I'll shoot a man who comes for my zippers."

    Ryan Cashin Goods Layer
  • "You mean the people who make my jam also have sex? Gross."

    Joey Moore Floor Inspector
  • "When you own a family business that makes decorative rakes, that's the last news you want to hear."

    Carol Hildebrandt Business Owner

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