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Amish Population Boom

Over the past 16 years, the U.S. Amish population has nearly doubled. What do you think?
  • "They almost had one more until I learned I couldn't take my dirt bike."

    Rufus Morris
    Translator
  • "Sure, they get all liberal and allow counting when it suits them."

    Thomas Ellis
    Photo Developer
  • "We just had the same problem with raccoons in my county. The easiest thing to do is limit their food supply by locking up your garbage cans."

    Ella Mintz
    Instruction Manual Writer
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