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Amnesty International Report Blasts United States, China

A new Amnesty International Report condemns China and the U.S. for turning a blind eye to global poverty and genocide. What do you think?
  • "Think globally, act locally. That's how I ended hunger in my gated community."

    Chuck Bolton
    Ice-Cream Scooper
  • "Global poverty and genocide are facts of life. We must focus on things we can actually accomplish—like discrediting Amnesty International."

    Randy Krauss
    Toy Sculptor
  • "Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't devote my attention to this cause until an attention-hungry celebrity poses naked for it."

    Neneh Williams
    Nanny

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