Amnesty International Report Blasts United States, China

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Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

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Amnesty International Report Blasts United States, China

A new Amnesty International Report condemns China and the U.S. for turning a blind eye to global poverty and genocide. What do you think?
  • "Think globally, act locally. That's how I ended hunger in my gated community."

    Chuck Bolton
    Ice-Cream Scooper
  • "Global poverty and genocide are facts of life. We must focus on things we can actually accomplish—like discrediting Amnesty International."

    Randy Krauss
    Toy Sculptor
  • "Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't devote my attention to this cause until an attention-hungry celebrity poses naked for it."

    Neneh Williams
    Nanny