Amsterdam To Shutter Some Coffee Shops, Brothels

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Amsterdam To Shutter Some Coffee Shops, Brothels

In an effort to stem organized crime, Amsterdam announced that it would be closing many of its brothels and marijuana-friendly cafes. What do you think?
  • "Amsterdam will still have plenty of fun things to do. Like visit the Anne Frank House."

    Violet Secor
    Systems Analyst
  • "I hope the government provides assistance to those who will be unemployed. Otherwise, some of them might be forced into a life of prostitution or drug-dealing."

    Curtis Dunford
    Pilot
  • "I guess I'll just have to stick to getting high and hiring prostitutes here in Ohio."

    David Damanskis
    Construction Worker
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