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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Ancient Giant Camel Found In Arctic

The remains of large 2,000-pound camels, which lived 3.5 million years ago, were recently unearthed from the Canadian arctic tundra, revealing that their modern desert-dwelling descendants first developed in a far colder environment. What do you think?

  • “What are you, some sort of camel freak? Get away from me.”

    Kimberly Sanca Health Club Manager
  • “Things were just better back then."

    Duane Dobbin Kiln Operator
  • “Whoa! Wait ’til Twitter hears about this!”

    Charles Turpen Automobile Detailer
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