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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Android Phones May Be Harvesting Data

A developer discovered a hard-to-detect bit of software on Android phones that tracks your location, phone calls, and text messages, and report them back to its maker. What do you think?

  • “What a relief! Now I can stop writing down detailed accounts of my day to send to my phone company.”

    Lawrence Kinney Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, great. When the network gains consciousness, it’s going to have atrocious grammar.”

    Sandy Nielsen Hide Puller
  • “I see nothing that could go wrong and lead to a dystopian society here! Doo doo doo. Off to work!”

    Arthur Johnson Sand Tester

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