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Vol 45 Issue 12

Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?"
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Animal Patrick Duffy

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
  • "A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."

    Diane O’Shea
    Systems Analyst
  • "Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."

    Lamont Marmel
    Insurance Salesman
  • "He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."

    Jerry Chupp
    Career Counselor
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