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How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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Animal Patrick Duffy

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
  • "A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."

    Diane O’Shea Systems Analyst
  • "Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."

    Lamont Marmel Insurance Salesman
  • "He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."

    Jerry Chupp Career Counselor

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