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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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Animal Patrick Duffy

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
  • "A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."

    Diane O’Shea Systems Analyst
  • "Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."

    Lamont Marmel Insurance Salesman
  • "He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."

    Jerry Chupp Career Counselor

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