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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Animal Patrick Duffy

If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
  • "A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."

    Diane O’Shea Systems Analyst
  • "Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."

    Lamont Marmel Insurance Salesman
  • "He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."

    Jerry Chupp Career Counselor

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