"A magical goose that lays the golden egg of quality prime-time entertainment."Diane O’Shea
"Well, I assume he can already turn himself into a swan, an eagle, or a bullock, depending on the circumstances."Lamont Marmel
"He'd be a shark—a shark that doesn't listen to nobody and does whatever he feels like."Jerry Chupp
If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?