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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Ann Romney To Guest Host 'Good Morning America'

Ann Romney, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, will serve as a guest host of Good Morning America Wednesday alongside George Stephanopoulos. What do you think?

  • “This seems like another cynical attempt to milk the unstoppable Romney ratings machine.”

    Shelley Leach Sealant Mixer
  • “I hope she remembers to plug her husband’s campaign.”

    Giovanni Soriano Research Nutritionist
  • “Big deal. Michelle Obama gets to live in the White House.”

    Bryan Beacham Vacuum Pan Operator

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