Ann Romney To Guest Host 'Good Morning America'

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Ann Romney To Guest Host 'Good Morning America'

Ann Romney, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, will serve as a guest host of Good Morning America Wednesday alongside George Stephanopoulos. What do you think?

  • “This seems like another cynical attempt to milk the unstoppable Romney ratings machine.”

    Shelley Leach
    Sealant Mixer
  • “I hope she remembers to plug her husband’s campaign.”

    Giovanni Soriano
    Research Nutritionist
  • “Big deal. Michelle Obama gets to live in the White House.”

    Bryan Beacham
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