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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Ann Romney To Guest Host 'Good Morning America'

Ann Romney, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, will serve as a guest host of Good Morning America Wednesday alongside George Stephanopoulos. What do you think?

  • “This seems like another cynical attempt to milk the unstoppable Romney ratings machine.”

    Shelley Leach Sealant Mixer
  • “I hope she remembers to plug her husband’s campaign.”

    Giovanni Soriano Research Nutritionist
  • “Big deal. Michelle Obama gets to live in the White House.”

    Bryan Beacham Vacuum Pan Operator

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