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CHICAGO—Assuring you that there was nothing to worry about and not a soul around who would see you, sources confirmed Tuesday that a large piece of chocolate cake was just sitting there and that you should go ahead and take it.

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SEATTLE—Appearing initially in the far corner of the living room and then several minutes later on the threshold between the kitchen and the hallway, local roommate Kelsey Stahl was, by multiple accounts, seen skulking around the edge of a house party Friday like a Victorian ghost child.
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Anna Nicole Dead

Anna Nicole Smith died in Miami on Thursday at the age of 39. What do you think?
  • "This is such a tragedy. Taken before she had a chance to have a prime of her life."

    Daisy Garrett Photographer
  • "Goddamnit! I just put the flag back up to full mast after the Ford thing."

    Lewis Ways Systems Analyst
  • "So…I take it TrimSpa is raising the baby now?"

    Jason Smith Research Assistant


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