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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Anna Nicole Dead

Anna Nicole Smith died in Miami on Thursday at the age of 39. What do you think?
  • "This is such a tragedy. Taken before she had a chance to have a prime of her life."

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  • "Goddamnit! I just put the flag back up to full mast after the Ford thing."

    Lewis Ways Systems Analyst
  • "So…I take it TrimSpa is raising the baby now?"

    Jason Smith Research Assistant
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